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Wild Willy Dirtbox 10:56 Sat Jan 16
every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

I want to stop it but I can't I think God is punishing me for masturbating

WCHammer 2:42 Sun Jan 17
Re: every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

God is punishing you Willy but don't worry come to Jesus and together you'll beat it

Nurse Ratched 11:24 Sat Jan 16
Re: every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

You are all strange.

I might bugger off and watch old episodes of Bush Tucker Man on YouTube.

No off-colour remarks, please.

Les Hiddins is my hero.

Tomshardware 11:18 Sat Jan 16
Re: every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

What's wrong? You got wheat straw shoved up your anus Worzel?

:^) 11:05 Sat Jan 16
Re: every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

He is wheat.

lab 11:05 Sat Jan 16
Re: every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

Red fox.

Wild Willy Dirtbox 11:04 Sat Jan 16
Re: every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

lab are you black or yellow?

lab 11:03 Sat Jan 16
Re: every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

I want to respond but I can't encourage a twat ,

Wild Willy Dirtbox 11:02 Sat Jan 16
Re: every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

Do you wear Nubuck Timberland Boots?

Nurse Ratched 11:00 Sat Jan 16
Re: every time I sneeze I say the words gyproc coving in my mind

Seconds before I vomit, my mind is filled with the word and colour 'yellow'